TRIFIELDING
WHAT’S UP FAM, TODAY I WANT TO SPIT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WILL PROBABLY RUSTLE SOME JIMMIES BUT FUCK IT , I DON’T CARE ANYMORE. IT’S TRIFIELDING , SPECIFICALLY ON YOUR FIRST TURN, GOING SECOND. I KNOW YOU FUCKERS OUT THERE LOVE IT. YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME. YOUR FRIENDS DO IT. YOUR MOM DOES IT. PROBABLY YOUR DAD TOO, IF HE’S EVEN STILL AROUND . THE ISSUE IS, ALMOST LIKE 90%+ OF THE TIME, IT’S STRAIGHT UP WRO NG TO DO. NOW WEISS IS SUPER COMPLICATED ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE FARTSNIFFERS (ME INCLUDED) WILL JUST “IT DEPENDS”-YOU OVER AND OVER INTO OBLIVION, SO IN THE INTEREST OF CLARITY I’M GONNA LAY OUT A TYPICAL SCENARIO FOR YALL SO WE CAN AT LEAST START SOMEWHERE. YOU GO SECOND , YOUR OPPONENT GOES FIRST. THEY DRAW, CLOCK, DROP A SINGLE LEVEL ZERO, AND SWING AT YOUR FACE. YOU TAKE 2 LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP , THEN DRAW AND CLOCK. YOU GOT 7 CARDS TO YOUR NAME AND TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE, SO WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK DO YOU DO NOW? OK, SO TO FIGURE THAT OUT, WE GOTTA ASK OURSELF MORE QUESTIONS . T...